Showing posts with label (il)literacy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label (il)literacy. Show all posts

Wednesday, 24 February 2016

'This interview was conducted... sitting on the ground in the hotel car park...'

Q. What is the contemporary literary scene like...? 
A. Well, the books are not getting sold. There is no excitement. People are quite despondent, and they don’t know where the work is going. They want to write—actually, a lot of people want to write. But where is this work going to go? Our young writers have trouble getting published by the publishing houses that we have... and so they resort to self-publishing.... But it’s too expensive for the market. There is also the fact that 50 percent of the population is illiterate. They can speak... but they cannot read or write.... And there is a big issue with egos. The old writers are not just the gatekeepers; they have entered and they have shut the gate firmly behind them so no one else can enter.... Another big problem is that when books are launched, it's in a gentrified area, so nobody else knows what is happening.
- Aaron Bady interviews Edwige-Renée DRO, in The New Inquiry

(Wait - what? They were talking about the Ivory Coast...?! So sorry. Unexpurgated version here.)

Tuesday, 1 December 2015

To whomever's in charge of the Sony Xperia dictionary

When I laboriously thumbed out 'counter-offer', that really was what I'd intended. Not 'Counter-Reformation'.

Almost impressive, though...

Monday, 23 March 2015

Surely not...?!

The heirs of Bomber Harris are not squeamish about the far end of a bomb site...
- Simon Jenkins, in The Spectator

Monday, 2 March 2015

Books I've actually finished lately: 70






















The privilege of being subtle is the distinction between the fortunate and the unfortunate.
- John Berger

Monday, 23 February 2015

Waterstone(')s

Waterstones, formerly Waterstone's, is a British book retailer...
- Wikipedia

Thursday, 19 February 2015

What am I to make of the fact

that my Samsung Galaxy tablet incorrects my 'P.S.'s to 'Please. Sorry.'s?

Tuesday, 13 January 2015

'Trepverter'

Because the French have no word for 'l'esprit de l'escalier'.

(With thanks to the Guardian's 'education' pages...)

Monday, 15 December 2014

Can there be any job lower

- and, to be clear, I do mean morally - than being the wankstain who editorialises totally self-explanatory 'humour' memes for the internet's retarded readership?

Monday, 8 December 2014

Friday, 5 December 2014

Come in, Van Wilder - your time is up.

[courtesy Yamille Wickramanayake/Menaka Ashi Fernando/'Sri Lankan Spelling' Facebook group]

Monday, 24 November 2014

Reem

Dot Wordsworth asks if Joey Essex knows what 'reem' means.

Five pounds right here says he doesn't.

(Soldiers know what 'to ream' (sic) means. They even have a tool for it. Ahem.)

Monday, 17 November 2014

Which realisation (#tag)

['Hashtag' oddness - part 3] has now served to completely ruin this otherwise extremely funny Late Night with Jimmy Fallon sketch that up until about five minutes ago I used to venerate.


Such is life.

Oh, and another thing (#tag)

['Hashtag' oddness - part 2]

This thing here - # - is not a 'hashtag'. It's a 'hash' (as they used to tell you on the more complicated kinds of phone-calls), also known as the 'pound sign', 'number sign', and even, apparently, the 'octothorpe'.*

A hashtag is the hash sign followed by the cutesy commentary. #likeitsaysinthisOEDdefinitionrighthere

See?

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* which makes perfect sense, but this is the first I've heard of it.

Wednesday, 24 September 2014


















'Following The Troublesome Offspring of Cardinal Guzman, a novel set on a Greek island in 1940 about the eternal triangle that develops between a doctor's daughter, her fisherman fiance and a young officer who is billeted in the doctor's house....' WHAT?

Friday, 19 September 2014

How not to use commas*

Have downloaded a copy for the widow of Pte XXX of XXX who died in the 1970s and who has just donated items to the Airborne Museum at Duxford.
- [irrelevant; but dated 17/09/2014]

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* in fact, how not to not use them...

Friday, 5 September 2014

"A passion for writing"

French man jailed for phoning and texting his ex 21,807 times
In which I particularly enjoyed the elucidatory photo of a man texting - rather politely, one might add - in English.

[with thanks to Frank MacMillan]