Monday 17 May 2010

Opening gmbit (words, words, words)

Ammon Shea has been reading dictionaries for twenty years. Along the way he has supported this habit by being a street muscian in Paris, a gondolier in San Diego and a furniture mover in New York City. He lives in New York with his girlfriend (a former lexicographer) and a large number of old dictionaries.
- Ammon Shea, Satisdiction: one man's journey into all the words he'll ever need*

* except 'musician', obviously.

Saturday 15 May 2010

Outbreak of applause

To clap (v. tr.) also means to infect with (rather than contract) gonorrhea.

'Now vulgar' says the Shorter OED. One wonders when it was not.

Gender bending

The Sun King was a man subject to misjudgment, error and impulse - like you and me.
- Barbara W Tuchman, The March of Folly

Smyth's Sayings

Power corrupts. Cliché corrupts absolutely.

Wednesday 12 May 2010

Para docs

There was nothing like writing a book for a man who wanted to get away from his own misery, nothing like writing a book for a man who could not sleep.
- Axel Munthe, The Story of San Michele

Solid advice - unless what's keeping you up nights is your persistent failure to put pen to paper.

At the Warnasuriya Lending Library

Two books in a pile, in a shop.

The Ribaldry of Greece, and
The Splendour of Greece.

The former on top.

Perish the thought!

Those who lack the self-trust to speak out are often made to listen.
- Michael Gearin-Tosh [real name]

Needs? Must...

Men have 'needs'. Indubitably. But why the evasiveness? Why can't we just have desires?

Truth

Creative talent of a major kind is not widely bestowed.
- Anthony Storr, Solitude

Tuesday 11 May 2010

The Book of the Worm

Book worms, from my rapidly advancing studies, seem to work in three distinct ways. They either make baroque patterns within the cardboard covers of the book; or eat away at the edges of the paper like water slowly undermining a road; or else they stud the text with neat but superfluous full stops, turning everything to Hemingway.

A worm has gone right through my copy ofSan Michele, resolutely and remorselessly, cover to cover. He misses any actual text (eating between the lines?), but the little black dot is always there, top-right of the even pages, top-left of the odds; like spotting a reflection on your TV screen, then being unable to ignore it for the rest of the movie.

On the value of education

I have learned that this friendly folk who can neither read nor write are far happier than I, who ever since I was a child have been straining my eyes to gain knowledge.
- Axel Munthe, The Story of San Michele

I learned a new word today,* Basie

roué, n. - named for the determinedly irresponsible friendship circle of the Duc d'Orleans' (c.1720), every member of which, he said, deserved to be broken on the wheel.

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* actually, a new etymology. Alas, I was already all-too familiar with the word  :s

Shakespeare wrote for money

A genius is also a man who needs to eat.
- Hilary Mantel

Saturday 8 May 2010

Umlaut

despite its three vowels, doesn't have one.

Alëtheia? Who the fück is Alëtheia?!

While re-writing Æsop this afternoon, I went to some trouble to secure the correct transcription (according to the Penguin edition I was ripping off) of 'Truth' - Alētheia.

Howsoever many times I inserted the odd ē character, though, whenever I hit 'Publish' the word came out corrupted - Al?theia.

Even the 'Insert custom symbol' option came up short: Wordpress didn't have it (define 'custom'...). Irritated, I settled for an umlaut. But not before noting, in the context of my two variations which question 'Truth', the irony of the recurring question mark in the middle of her name.

The ash ligature - æ - was, by contrast, almost disappointingly easy.

China Miéville

Obviously one starts from the position that the saxophone is always a mistake.
Well, obviously. Intriguing A-Z 'interview' with China Miéville, an author about whom I know nothing - a situation I now seek to rectify.

Thursday 6 May 2010

Coetzee and me

Or - why Nick Clegg gets my vote.

‘Of the Art of Discussion’

You never speak about yourself without loss. Your self-condemnation is always accredited, your self-praise discredited.
- Montaigne, Confessions

For the greater good

Five Dials, vol. 12.

Getcher free copy he-arr!

Wednesday 5 May 2010

On the difficulties inherent in impromptu wit

Now that I am ill, I find I want to make some profound and historic utterances, which my friends will subsequently repeat; but then I get too over-excited.
- Jules Renard

Tuesday 4 May 2010

Carry on, Julian

The main argument, however, is that your children 'carry you on' after your death: you will not be entirely extinguished, and foreknowledge of this brings consolation at a conscious or subconscious level. But do my brother and I carry on our parents?
- Julian Barnes, Nothing To Be Frightened Of

Odd question, from a (bestselling) writer, 185 pages into a book substantially dealing with his mother and father. (Why else is he writing? one wonders, if not to achieve posterity.)

Unfamous last words

We shall feel better in the morning.
- Emile Zola, to his wife, as they were being slowly gassed by a malfunctioning bedroom fireplace.

Monday 3 May 2010

Short cuts

My school library, I discovered today, has a copy of the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary.

But only vol. 1: A - Markworthy.

Glad? Well...

An otherwise pearling New Yorker essay by Malcolm 'superboffin' Gladwell, undone by these two clunkers:

As the political scientist Richard Betts has argued, in intelligence analysis there tends to be an inverse relationship between accuracy and significance, and this is the dilemma posed by the Mincemeat case.

As Macintyre observes, the informational supply chain that carried the Mincemeat documents from Huelva to Berlin was heavily corrupted.
and
...in this case Germany didn’t really act on it at all. Looking at that track record, you have to wonder if Germany would have been better off not having any spies at all.
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P.S. When did the phrase 'rod, line and sinker' become 'hook, line,' &c.? Anyone?

Poems from a small Island

Seriously. As published in the kids' section of a major Sri Lankan daily.

Sunday 2 May 2010

Journalists - a verbal Venn diagram

As far as I can make out, these days there are basically two types of journalist: those who are there but don't know what's going on, and those who aren't there, but do.

Those falling outside both circles work for the Metro. Those who reside in the (very slim) shaded overlap have Pulitzers.

Why we* watch Neighbours

When I rode the subways as a kid, I read books from the public library, I read big fat Les Misérables for weeks while I took the IRT to the doctor for my Wednesday allergy shots, I needed to know Jean Valjean lived a more miserable life than I did.
- EL Doctorow, 'Lives of the Poets' (in Lives of the Poets)

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* you

Saturday 1 May 2010

This is madness (no, this is Bulgaria!)

He saw himself as an accomplished writer, a clear sign of madness in anyone.
- Paul Theroux, Ghost Train to the Eastern Star