Gaelic

Gaelic is the traditional language here in Scotland - although it's rarely spoken outside of communities rife with incest. Most people speak the Queen's English (if, that is, the Queen has a serious case of Tourette's).

- Danny Bhoy, A Visitor's Guide to Scotland

Which realisation (#tag)

['Hashtag' oddness - part 3] has now served to completely ruin this otherwise extremely funny Late Night with Jimmy Fallon sketch that up until about five minutes ago I used to venerate.

Such is life.

Surrealest interview

INTERVIEWER: Clarice Lispector, where does this name, 'Lispector,' come from?
CLARICE LISPECTOR: I don't know. I asked ... It's a Latin name, right?

The greatest poem in the English language

Extraordinary.