Tuesday 22 December 2015

Books I've actually (re-)finished lately: 96























Have a life lived instead of a career. Put yourself in the safekeeping of good taste. Lived freedom will compensate you for a few losses.... If you don't like the style of others, cultivate your own. Get to know the tricks of reproduction, be a self-publisher even in conversation, and then the joys of working can fill your days.
- George Konrad

Nomenclature

How apt that you should merely motion, saying nothing: for this land has not yet been given a name, certainly not a Latin one; it does not yet exist.
- André Brink, An Instant in the Wind

Saturday 12 December 2015

Well played, Lidl... Well played.


Thomas Crown - in context

From New Cross to Greenwich in one generation, you gotta have the paintings to match.

Friday 11 December 2015

Books I've actually finished lately: 95






















The publishing trade shouldn't just be guarding against Google, but against itself, against its increasingly fainhearted conviction about its own necessity.
- Roberto Calasso

[NB The Art of the Publisher (sic) is sent unto you by the same literary eminences responsible for this.]

Wednesday 9 December 2015

Day jobs of the poets: Abdullah Husain (novelist)

Abdullah Sahab had an impish sense of humor and a hearty laugh, especially after a drink or two. He knew his whiskey. He famously ran an off license in South London for years before returning to Lahore. When somebody in the audience at the Karachi Literary Festival misunderstood the nature of the operation, asking him whether it was becoming for somebody of his stature to deliver liquor to clients, he responded, "I didn't go to them. They came to me."
- HM Naqvi, in Scroll.in

Body and soul

One of the editors of the Enciclopedia Einaudi invited me one day to write the entry for 'body'. I told him I felt honoured and perplexed, and instinctively asked him who was going to be writing the entry for 'soul'. "There's no plan for such an entry," he immediately replied, as though I'd asked something improper. At that moment I realized we would never have seen eye to eye.
- Roberto Calasso, The Art of the Publisher

The Goncourts* - in context

When God the Father with his long white beard, looking the way members of the Institut paint him in church cupolas, after questioning me about what I have done, questions me about everything to which I have lent the complicity of my eyes, he will doubtless ask me: "Creature whom I made human and good, have you by any chance seen the bullfight at the Barrière du Combat, with five great famished bulldogs tearing to pieces some poor, thin old donkey incapable of defending itself?" To which I will reply: "Alas, no, Lord, I have seen something worse than that: I have seen Transporter 3."

--
* from the translation by Robert Baldick

Tuesday 1 December 2015

Market forces


To whomever's in charge of the Sony Xperia dictionary

When I laboriously thumbed out 'counter-offer', that really was what I'd intended. Not 'Counter-Reformation'.

Almost impressive, though...

Oh just kill me now.


Curiouser and yet more curious

In countries where English isn’t spoken, there is no such thing as a ‘spelling bee’ competition.
- and other fascinating not-so-trivia from John McWhorter, in Aeon magazine

A Nightmare on Melville House Street

Ulysses is a copy-editor’s nightmare and a printer’s incepted Freddy Kruger in a copy-editor’s nightmare.
- Josh Cook, in an column about the correction (or otherwise) of Joyce's 'typos'

Smyth's Sayings

Check your selfie before you wreck your selfie.

Collateral Trumping



On translation

Even the Grammarians, tho' their whole bufinefs and ufe be only to render the words of an Author intelligible, are ftrangely touch'd with the pride of doing fomething more than they ought.
- Alexander Pope, in his preface to Homer's Iliad