"A passion for writing"

French man jailed for phoning and texting his ex 21,807 times

In which I particularly enjoyed the elucidatory photo of a man texting - rather politely, one might add - in English.

[with thanks to Frank MacMillan]

Incoming (not spam)

Actual text received today:

Am English patient. Death in hotel bed. Up to shoot donuts in three hours.

- DS Hilton, cryptic bugger

For we like sheep?

Eeayh. Dey ave such very loverly i's, n never get ed aches. (York's Kronickle 1492)

- MH, horticultist