To whomever's in charge of the Sony Xperia dictionary

When I laboriously thumbed out 'counter-offer', that really was what I'd intended. Not 'Counter-Reformation'.

Almost impressive, though...

'We DO NOT accept poetry or short stories.'

Please don't call and say "I know you don't accept poetry, but I'd just like to read you this funny poem I've written anyway." That would be greatly appreciated.

- The Oldie, submissions guidelines ('What we DON'T want')

Oh, and another thing (#tag)

['Hashtag' oddness - part 2]

This thing here - # - is not a 'hashtag'. It's a 'hash' (as they used to tell you on the more complicated kinds of phone-calls), also known as the 'pound sign', 'number sign', and even, apparently, the 'octothorpe'.*

A hashtag is the hash sign followed by the cutesy commentary. #likeitsaysinthisOEDdefinitionrighthere

See?

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* which makes perfect sense, but this is the first I've heard of it.