'Forking that guy's repo'

I think it's a very special sort of hell where you're compelled to explain to a journalist some terrible throwaway joke you made ten months earlier - and the journalist keeps saying, "I'm sorry, I still don't get it."

- Jon Ronson, So You've Been Publicly Shamed

On my Samsung Galaxy tablet

Which has been misbehaving again...

My favourite Twitter SPAM so far (2)

Juliana Mccorison ‏ @Juliana_Mccoris

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing

21st-century risk assessment

Your computer is at risk! FIX NOW!!
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