Monday, 12 March 2012

A million little James Freys

The book is billed as “memoir written as fiction”, which, as far as I can work out, means that it’s fiction.
- Philip Womack in The New Humanist, on Karl Ove Knausgaard's A Death In The Family

A reasonable point, though clearly not what that means. Still, nobody to blame but the publisher for letting such a dicey descriptor make it onto the shelves. (I predict at least one lawsuit.)

A confederacy of identikits

The amazing truth about Ignatius J Reilly, et al.

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Magnificent valour!

Truly splendid biog
Crispian Jago writes the 2011 Orwell Prize Longlisted blog, Science, Reason and Critical Thinking where he waves a shitty stick in the general direction of Irrational Nonsense. He is the vice president of the Hampshire Skeptics Society and co-convenor of Winchester Skeptics in the Pub. He is a compulsive record collector and when he doesn't have any spare time, he's a Freelance IT consultant.
as found attached to this article, from the Spectator.

Turning over a new ola leaf

Herewith, a page from the Sri Lankan ordinances concerning vagrants, persons deemed 'incorrigible rogues' and those of 'youthful bad character'.

Let it be noted that these ordinances pertain to the present.

Let it also be noted that my two years in Colombo set me back, in total, slightly under a fiver.

[With thanks to MT.]

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Baroness Orczy - in context

They seek him here, they seek him there (this was pre-Google, obviously)...

Better -

At first glance, I thought this was a punctuation gag:
Sorry about that. as I was saying, went for a curry last ni... sorry, better dash 

Coldplay and me

I am amused to read - in this article wot I found down the back of the internet - that Coldplay regret calling their last album Mylo Xyloto, not because it's stupid (which it is) but because it confuses the punters and is made up of "two words that you couldn't even google."

1) The journalist, Tim Jonze, concludes, entertainingly, that this is not actually true. Even more amusingly, a Google search for these two words [Ahhh... Was Chris Martin perpetrating a terribly clever bluff?] reveals plenty of results, foremost among which being Martin's insistence that it won't. There's even a guide to pronunciation, for those not classically trained in pop-gobbledygook.

2) As Jonze highlights, in fact, if you type in 'Mylo Xyloto', you're very unlikely to come up with much else. I had an editor a few years back who gave me no end of shit over my decision to write as 'ASH Smyth', rather than 'Adam' (principally, I suspect, because his layout monkeys had terrible difficulties remembering that my name was not actually 'Ash'). Try typing both into Google, and see what happens.

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Inconstancy, thy name is 'Middleteon'

An article on Page 34 this weekend about London and Londoners misspells the surname of a member of the royal family at one point. As the article correctly notes elsewhere, she is Kate Middleton, not Middleteon.
- New York Times magazine

Awful. The worst kind of wrong. (And surely she's not anymore, anyway.) 

Revelation

I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.
- Revelation 2:21

Still, what can you do.

Riddle me stat.

Who was the last player to score a try in each of his 3 first 5 or 6 Nations matches?
- John Inverdale, France-Ireland

Saturday, 3 March 2012

Friday, 2 March 2012

12 out of 50 of the 'coolest' books (EVER!!)

Here, according to Shortlist.com are the 50 coolest books in existence.

By which they, of course, mean novels. All but two written in English (I include Trainspotting). All but one written after WW2.

Of which I have read approx. 12. To wit (and in Shortlist's order):
On The Road
Naked Lunch
Slaughter-House-Five
Generation X
A Confederacy of Dunces
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Trainspotting
Fight Club
Watchmen
The Great Gatsby
and halves of Middlesex and The Crying of Lot 49.

I make no apology for the remainder, nor any judgement on the issue of 'cool'. The caveats and small print one might apply to such a list, however (any list of this nature, but this one in particular), would/probably ought to include books I regret bothering with (Naked Lunch); books that have certainly deterred me from reading anything else by the same author (Lot 49) and/or books I have no intention of reading (Dice Man, Fear of Flying, Neuromancer, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Wasp Factory, Morvern Callar, The Secret History); authors I have persevered with but whose books turn out all to be remarkably similar (Kerouac, Coupland); authors not represented here by their best work (Fitzgerald, Vonnegut, HST); authors by whom I have read other works (Hemingway, Calvino, Heller, Ballard, Amis, Bukowski, Murakami, Orwell, Capote, Wolfe, Franzen, Chabon, DeLillo); and books I have consumed, instead, as film (American Psycho, Clockwork Orange, Perfume, One Flew..., Nineteen Eighty-Four, and - if it can be counted - Howl).

History repeating


Obama's re-election campaign is looking like a repeat of 2008
Er, well, almost by definition, surely...?

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Why hyphens are important

as proven, here, admittedly, by omission:
Two star novelists, Nathan Englander and Zadie Smith, on bringing back wrong and right, micro and macro writing, and David Foster Wallace
- Guernica

Though how they think they're going to bring back David Foster Wallace...

Only in English - 12

... the considerable difference between being 'into films' and 'into film'.