Not-so-slowly downward

Perhaps the grimmest three lines I have read recently:

Careers at Faber:

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We do occasionally have openings for work experience...

From the personals

Slender, dark eyed woman, 40s, optimistic and affectionate with an opinion or two, would love to meet a kind, witty man (45-55) who lives in London and doesn't write poetry.

- London Review of Books

Optimistic indeed.

Crit.

Not hopeless if you are less than 21.

- Ezra Pound, to poet ASJ Tessimond (age 23)

Roan words: part 2

1) Murakami's Dance Dance Dance was, in the original, dansu dansu dansu. Do the Japanese have no native word for 'dance'? Or is this a particular (non-native) type of dancing?

2) But Norwegian Wood was Norowei no mori. Even though it's not about some wood from Norway, or a wood in Norway - but, tangentially at least, about 'Norwegian Wood', the song by the Beatles.

Roan words

You know that scene in Crocodile Dundee where Mick knocks out some muggers, stands on them in victorious pose, and has his picture taken by shutter-happy Japanese tourists, one of whom says: 'Iss, ah, Krrrint Eastwood'?

Well, er, it's true. I am indebted to Jay Rubin, oftentimes translator of Haruki Murakami, for the information that the original Japanese title of Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World is, no kidding, Sekai no owari to hadoboirudo wandarando.

Though why the title is backwards, I can't tell you.

Unfamous Last Words - 2

I liked things better the way they were before.

- Melekh Gaystick, suicidal (fictional) chess champion, in Michael Chabon's The Yiddish Policeman's Union

No, thank you!

Amazon's checkout page now has a little button to Facebook [sic.] news of your recent purchases. Oy!

Don't get me wrong. I quite understand what's in it for them. Unfortunately, I also know what's in it for me if significant others were to find out what I really spend on books.

Not that it's much. Obviously. Or that I've bought anything very expensive. Not recently.

[UPDATE The significant other, shopping for shoes just now on Amazon, also declined the offer. Same shit, different product (higher price-tag).]

Clas[sic.]

WORDS FOR LIFE
SAT 3 DECEMBER 2011
10.00 - 18.00
Pens at the ready. It time to re-think everyday prose.

- The School of Life

Bad Murakami!

The Little People came suddenly. I don’t know who they are. I don’t know what it means. I was a prisoner of the story. I had no choice. They came, and I described it. That is my work.

- Haruki Murakami, in the New York Times Magazine (in the New York Review of Books)

Avast!

I am grateful to today's Times2 crossword for the (safely verified) knowledge that 'avast!' was not just some crazy shit that pirates used to say - or Captain Haddock when he got battered [does that joke work in French?] - but is in fact a legitimate nautical term, the equivalent of 'halt!'

From the Dutch, houd vast/hold fast. A complicated language, the Dutch.

Facebook thinks I should be Friends with Duncan Fallowell.

Facebook is wrong.

Question

Can you have a common-or-garden garden?

chagrin (e.g.)

If a word has long-since been adopted into English - to the point that it is not even written in italics any more - (why) must we still conform to the original pronunciation?

InDefinition - 39

je ne say quoi, n. thing for which we have no decent English word

Words meaning not what they mean

1) Classicfm are pimping holidays which, they promise, will be 'special in every sense'.

2) Brad Pitt says

We all have a shelf life. Mine is coming.