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Wetherspoonerism, n. accidental transposition of initial sounds or letters, drink having been taken. E.g.

Late home for supper,
he mustn't seem drunk.
'The pob cluck,' he begins,
And knows he is sunk.

- Wendy Cope, 'Timekeeping'

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unimpresario, n. one who puts on shit events

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Herewith, n. Saxon saint of bureacratic terminology

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inlawcest, n. sic

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adjutantrum, n, when a not-particularly-high-ranking officer spazzes out at those beneath her, in the interests of her own career advancement.

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mumdinger, n. 1) excellent and/or particularly savage example of the mum-gag; 2) one deploying same; 3) the obvious.

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mumsplaining, n. when my mother tells me something that a) she's told me six or seven times before, and b) I'd prefer she thought I didn't need explained to me in the first place

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Wailing Goggle-Man, n. Bono

[courtesy Sherlock]

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obv-servation, n. shit wot didn't need saying

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smyrniote, n. slightly bigger than a smidgen

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Nthusiasm, n. dilettantism; short attention span

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e-quaintance, n. person you only know through e-mail/social media activity

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selfie-explanatory, adj. what it'll be like listening to people go through their holiday snaps ten years from now

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outcome, n. m. gross product of erotic dream

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breverage, n. alright, just a quick one, then

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pymphony, n. orchestral music you can play loudly out the window while driving

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Oranjeboom, n. - Dutch for 'chemical defoliant'

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escape goat, n. (coll.) reverse Trojan horse

[with thanks to Howard Male (and Big Brother)]

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Pokemon, n. Jamaican proctologist

[with thanks to Gareth Teece]

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Volvic, adj. in the manner of a Swedish car manufacturer