On sincerity

I'm sure you've had to say things you haven't meant before. You've read friends'poetry...? Had girlfriends...?

- The West Wing

Retarded

For the two-handed man in your life.

[With thanks to (FM for making me hang around for ages in) Paperchase.]

True fact

The Pashtun have no word for 'PE teacher'.

Mate's gf on Geoff Boycott

Who is this fucking moron Yorkshire twat?!