from (the typically-beautiful)
McSweeney's Thirty-One - Vikings, Monks, Philosophers, Whores: old forms, unearthed:
parchment is replaced by pen and paper, which is replaced by predictive text on Finnish cell phones.
- Darren Franich and Graham Weatherly, 'Introduction'
MARCI: I think everyone likes the penis. Lesbians just don't like how men are attached to the penis.
- Mary Miller, 'A Dialogue Between Two Maids in the Twenty-First Century, One of Whom is Skeezy: a new whore dialogue'
SOCRATES: ... It is not always the keenest eye that is the first to see something.
- Plato,
The Republic
HEMINGWAY: I've been to every place I used. I'd seen the mountains in the early morning. I'd tasted the wine.
- David Thomson, 'After
Citizen Kane: a new Socratic dialogue'
the goal of Socrates is not to answer a question, but rather to reveal that the preexisting answers are incorrect or deficient.
- Eds. marginal note
the letters are minute and bristle with serifs like little hooks (inducing a half-conscious discomfort in the throat-clearing reader).
- Shelley Jackson, 'Consuetudinary of the Word Church, or The Church of The Dead Letter: a new consuetudinary'
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