Morkkis

[with thanks to whomever I nicked this off, on Twitter]

How not to do small-talk

HOUSE: Dr Gregory House. I don't think we've met.
CONWAY: Dr Jamie Conway. I've heard your name.
HOUSE: Most people have. It's also a noun.

- House

Words can kill

There are a million car bumpers loose on the streets of the city which can show you just what a good noun is capable of.

- Carlos María Domínguez, The Paper House