Tuesday, 12 January 2016

Authorial remembrance

When I was writing my Bowie book, as I was writing the final chapters, I went to‎ visit my father in Cheltenham (this turned out to be the last time I saw him before he died). He asked me what I was working on, and I told him that was writing a book about Bowie’s extraordinary performance on TOTP, and how he influenced an entire generation of music and fashion obsessives. When he asked me why I reeled off the various elements of his performance that had been so challenging, so inspiring, and so transgressive. I described the way in which Bowie had toyed sexually with his guitarist Mick Ronson, the way in which he had dressed like a pansexual spaceman, the way in which he looked, the way in which he sashayed across the screen like a 1920s film star, and, saliently, the way in which his flame-red hair, his dayglo jumpsuit and the general glam colour fest had almost colonised the programme. I explained that this was the moment when the 1970s finally outgrew the 1960s, when the monochrome world of boring, boring south-east England had exploded in a fiesta of colour.
My father looked at the floor, took a moment, and then said, very quietly: “You know we had a black and white television, don’t you?”
- Dylan Jones, in The Independent

Biblical mondegreen / David - in context

SAUL: Young man, whose son art thou?
DAVID: The son of Jesse, thy faithful servant, and a Bedlamite.

Books I've actually (re-)finished lately: 100


For years now
I've had this
whistling
sound in
my ears
- WG Sebald

Last night's autocorrection classic

'sex-tape'
'six-time'

Friday, 8 January 2016

Translated from...

Intellectuals

SAVIOUR OF HIS PEOPLE: Have you never used a hammer before?
WAISTCOAT AND SPECTACLES: Er... no.
SAVIOUR OF HIS PEOPLE: What is it you do, then?
WAISTCOAT AND SPECTACLES: I suppose you'd have to say I was - am - an intellectual.
SAVIOUR OF HIS PEOPLE: This is a job?
WAISTCOAT AND SPECTACLES: ...
- Defiance

Herman, Herman, Herman...!!

But no more of this blubbering now. We are going a-whaling.
- Herman Melville, Moby-Dick

Thursday, 7 January 2016

(Audio)Books I've actually finished lately: 99 / This Week's Literary Hero


His is one of those cases which are more numerous than those suppose who have never lived anywhere buy in their own homes, and never walked but in one line from their cradles to their graves. We must come down from our heights, and leave our straight paths for the by-ways and low-places of life, if we would learn truths by strong contrasts; and in hovels, in forecastles, and among our own outcasts in foreign lands see what has been wrought among our fellow-creatures by accident, hardship or vice.
- Richard Henry Dana, Jr.

Books I've actually finished* lately: 98























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* which is more than you can say for Nabokov... [*klaxon*]

Wednesday, 6 January 2016

Shakespeare - in context

To wit, or not to wit, that is the question...

Nabokove

(he dropped the last letter on the tacite advice of a misprint in a catalogue)
- Vladimir Nabokov, The Original of Laura [an unfinished draft, in all fairness...]

Oscar Wilde - in context (III)

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking for change.

Monday, 4 January 2016

Wow.

I have just received and read through the 70-odd pages of a publisher's Jan-June 2016 catalogue... and found not a single book that I'd be interested in taking a look at, let alone sitting down and reviewing.

Sunday, 3 January 2016

Touching everything

The species produces people like me, once in a while, to hoard history; so that people like Bunyon can pick at it. I like to touch everything as I go by, only I find it hard to set down afterwards. I write everything, regardless of starts and stops, or rather, consumed by them. I don't think in stories, I think in seas, following wave after wave of curiosity. I lack imagination, or suffer from the surfeit of it; I lack shape, the gift of sudden freezing, that allows one to tinker with the ice.
- Benjamin Markovits, The Syme Papers

Books I've actually finished lately: 97






















Did you hear about the Polish actress who came to Hollywood? She slept with a writer.
- Rob Long