Biblical mondegreen / David - in context

SAUL: Young man, whose son art thou?
DAVID: The son of Jesse, thy faithful servant, and a Bedlamite.

Found in books - 8

In A Handelian's Notebook, by William C Smith:

If. Only.

Festive mondegreen

And his name shall be Khaled. (Wonderful!)

- Isaiah, 9:6

Found in books - 5

Facebooks - VIII (bonus round)

Because 10 books a day for a week turned out not to be quite enough either!

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The Prophet - Khalil Gibran
Wiliam Golding: The Man Who Wrote Lord of the Flies - John Carey
Jim Davis - John Masefield
"The Fighting Business" [childhood history compendium, feat. Light Brigade on the front cover. No idea what its real title was]
The Road Stops at Nowhere - Denis Beckett
Messiah - (GF Handel and) Charles Jennens (and others)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis de Bernières
Collected Poems - WB Yeats
Bamboo - William Boyd
Annals of the Former World - John McPhee [not started]