Dear Spotify,

Re your Mikado advertisement

there is no such word as 'mischeevious'.

Please tell your voice-over chap to get a grip on himself.

Yours, &c.

Why, oh why, O Spotify (2)

‎'Fuck Tha Police' by N.W.A. immediately followed by an ad to become a volunteer special constable for the Met. Great job on those 'targeted ads', Spotify

- DS Hilton, marketing analyst

Why, oh why, O Spotify?

The songs on Spotify are not in alphabetical - or any other discernible - order. Er... why not?