
Or - Gimme Back My Goddamn Lighter, You Commie Bastard!
'Any pussy can read a book.' - Generation Kill
It took no great insight to guess that Lida did not like writers and that she had attached herself to me because I did not look like one. I shook my head and mumbled a few words to the effect that I did something in the cinema, regretting instantly that I hadn't invented a calling even more distant from literature, such as table-tennis or Egyptology.