(Necrophiliac) Californication

John Niven writes for Esquire about life in screenwriting and Hollywood.

9f

Ask me what nine times f is... It's fleffety-five.

- Silicon Valley

Turning Japanese...?

Two Japanese girls on a late-evening commuter train, talking rapid-fire native, and then suddenly, in purest Californian:

Why d'you even cayre?

Also heard:

passive-aggressive
centre of attention
Oh my God...
No, you cannot have this: you cannot be cooler than me!
I'm a vindictive bitch.