Smyth's Sayings

When life gives you lemons, make a sour face.

Keystroke twins - 34

slummy
plummy

Pineapples

according to the Urban Dictionary...

Banter.

Monkeys vs Hamlet

There is only a one in fifteen billion chance that a monkey would even write the word 'banana' randomly.

- Scarlett Thomas, Monkeys with Typewriters: How to write fiction...