Showing posts with label Why I'm fucking great and no-one else is. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Why I'm fucking great and no-one else is. Show all posts

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Name (and) shame

News just in. The number of idiots online who think they can write but can't is now precisely quantifiable. It's six.

To wit:

Chris (Smythers?)
Sanjay
Rosalyn Ray
Meublen
and Manga Bonbons

All these clowns, you will observe, have pinched blogger address I would have found very useful, and have gone on to post one or fewer contributions to the world of letters, in most cases several years ago.*

My favourite, though - and winner of the Chief Online Oxygen Thief award 2010 - is the 'author' of Illiterata, whose only post, with deathless irony, is the 'Hello World' blogger-autogenerated test page. Nice work, Ian Richmond, you twat.

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* blogger does have a Report Abuse button. Sadly, I suspect hogging unused URLs is not on their list of indictable offences.