Two good news

1) William Boyd has been booked to write the next James Bond (novel, not movie).

2) Some American woman* who writes novels ('novels') in txt [sic] has become the most complained-about author in the US library system. (Though not, of course, on account of her abuse of the English language.)

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* Her name is Lauren Myracle - which I reckon is about all you need to know.

con Text

It is well known that irony - in all its forms - doesn't carry 100% by text-message.

Mercifully, neither do jealousy or (its favoured weapon) lacerating sarcasm.*

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* which takes us straight back, of course, to irony...