Bad Sex - ILLUSTRATED!

Hyssop!!?

BS Detector

Like abstract painting... abstract poetry extended the range over which incompetence would fail to declare itself.

- Clive James, Poetry Notebook, 2006-2014 (in Literary Review December 2014/January 2015)

Bad Sex - with Ben Okri

A writer writes what they write and that’s all there is to it.

- the former Booker-winner 'graciously' responds to the announcement of his victory

(Congrats due to his editor and his publicist for their significantly better efforts.)

Mini biog

(from this month's Literary Review)

It was going to happen eventually

As in this month's Literary Review.

Not from Blackadder(?) - 1

His mother was a religiously minded Andalusian cleaning lady called Mercedes...

- Nicholas Rankin, in Literary Review

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His mind... will never be able to think of an ear in the same way again.

- Hunting for Dirty Books, an entertaining short film from the team behind the Bad Sex Award.