How my brain 'works'

I'm reading Shit My Dad Says, and Halpern comments that he's writing a book involving involving a scene in which Michael Jackson has just died and is trying to get into heaven.

'This book must have been written very recently. And very fast!'

I not only think this, mind, but say it to my companion.

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I must not assume all good fiction is true.
I must not assume all good fiction is true.
I must not assume all good fiction is true.
I must not ...