Thursday, 25 December 2014

Festive mondegreen

And his name shall be Khaled. (Wonderful!)
- Isaiah, 9:6

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Saturday, 20 December 2014

Keystroke twins - 28

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Morkkis























[with thanks to whomever I nicked this off, on Twitter]

Muddy pastures

Neither the grand Oxford English Dictionary nor the muddy pastures of UrbanDictionary.com yielded up an entry for 'deviltons'.

Never! (Favourite footnotes: 4)

On Oxford

There are people who think contraception is immoral because the object of copulation is procreation. In a similar way there are people who think the only reason to read a book is to write a book; people should call up books from the dust and the dark and write thousands of words to be sent down to the dust and the dark which can be called up so that other people can send further thousands of words to join them in the dust and the dark. Sometimes a book can be called from the dust and the dark to produce a book which can be bought in shops, and perhaps it is interesting, but the people who buy it and read it because it is interesting are not serious people, if they were serious they would not care about the interest they would be writing thousands of words to consign to the dust and the dark.
- Helen DeWitt, The Last Samurai

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

'India Sahib'

... surely?


Found in books - GUEST ENTRY

I have discovered a truly marvellous proof... which this margin is too narrow to contain.
- Pierre de Fermat, in his copy of Diophantus' Arithmetica (as reported in The New Yorker)

Saturday, 13 December 2014

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Tuesday, 9 December 2014

Couldn't. Make. It. Up

BS Detector

Like abstract painting... abstract poetry extended the range over which incompetence would fail to declare itself.
- Clive James, Poetry Notebook, 2006-2014 (in Literary Review December 2014/January 2015)

Found in books - 4























In a freshly-delivered dollop of Chicken Shit for the Soul, by David Fisher.*

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* Which is sold in some candy-ass countries, I've subsequently discovered, under the title of Chicken Poop... Lame-os.

But speaking of 'reads' / Only in English - 17


Monday, 8 December 2014

Recommended reads (sic)


Nice one, Smith's. You tossers.

"Disrespected and dicked around"*

The staff of The New Republic quits out of solidarity with their former editors.

Good lads, themselves. For anyone unfamiliar with the concept, this is what a sense of honour looks like. And, most probably, what it costs to keep it.

(That said, as I recall, the king in 'The Red Wedding' did not 'stab everyone in person'. Or indeed anyone. In fact I don't remember him even being there. But the affair does very much resemble the new-media-buyout plot currently unfolding in The Newsroom. So props to Aaron Sorkin for having his finger on the cultural-political pulse, as usual.)

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* She's paraphrasing.

Friday, 5 December 2014

Bad Sex - with Ben Okri


A writer writes what they write and that’s all there is to it.
- the former Booker-winner 'graciously' responds to the announcement of his victory

(Congrats due to his editor and his publicist for their significantly better efforts.)

Come in, Van Wilder - your time is up.

[courtesy Yamille Wickramanayake/Menaka Ashi Fernando/'Sri Lankan Spelling' Facebook group]

I am a writer...

I am a writer, which means I’m trying not to be broke.
- Leslie Jamison, The Empathy Exams

Monday, 1 December 2014

(Ironical) Word of the Day

from Dictionary.com:
nosophobia, n. Medical students’ disease, meaning “fear of disease”.

Manliest of the Match

And my Dove Men+ Care Man of the Match is... Dan Biggar.
- Welsh commentator, Wales vs. South Africa